... you try to take a girl from behind cause the succesrate is higher.
... you look for a BSOE to run out from your boss or gf/bf
... you try to buy healing potions from your local store.
... you really want to gain a pvp point from the guy in the car in front of you.
... the policeman says what flag?
... your ways Wife : Suppers ready || you : STFU you god dam hoe giving me all this spam about eat this eat that...
... you're driving and look to the upper right for a compass(omfg I did that like 4 times yesterday)
... u go yo your grandpa farm ..see a lot of cows and u scream : ZERGGGGGGGGG
... you scream ZzzZ when your legs are asleep.
... you beat someone up because he had a red cap
... each monday morning I lvl up
... you are typing a report for class/work, you end every sentence with "O.o" or ":D"
... you see people and ask the what class they are instead of what job they have.
... some nuker crits me 5000+ dmg *helepolis still hate you for that crit :P*
... u out drinking and cant wait for somone to flag and cant se names over ppls head
... you are in a public area and you say something really embarassing just as it all quitens down and everyone stares at you, and you suddenly scream "Misstell!"
... you dont care how much karma you'll get, you just want to RL PK Nighthowler.
... u go on a first date with a girl and u ask what lvl she is
... you ask the chinese lady at the counter of the local chinese resturaunt if she has a Kesh/Dama recipe for sale
... you walk away from the fight in the school parking lot b/c your parents will be pissed if you come home with karma.
... You ask your midget cousin if he can make your old T-shirt into crystals.
... i want drop my boss if he flag.
... i ask how much adena = that when my mother come with some rice for me.
... i go to the supermarket and want look for base mats price.
... I see the time I spend on this forum
... you tell your teacher you could not study for the test because you had to defend a city called Aden
... its crowded in the store and you yell "fucking farmers"
... you fail out of all your classes in college cuz u gots to grind out ur lvl.
... you girlfriend calls you on the cell phone "where are you" and you reply "giran"
... you drive to work in the morning and are screaming pkpk to road-pirates
... you try to kill every chinese looking student in your school who is using one of the computers. (YOU FUCKING FARMER)
... you visit a cave somewere in the mountains of france switzerland or germany you ask the guide if he can pass the kariks to the heart of warding
... you tell the people at school you wont get your drivers license but your "Wyrm Certificate"
... you tell sum1 your new shoes are "L2 Walker Shoes" instead of "Johnny Walker Shoes"
... you scream "OVERPOWERED NUKER BITCH.. WAIT FOR C4" to every woman u see on the streets wearing a dress.
... someone asks "were are you from" and you reply "Talking Island"
... you try to rob a store with a kitchen knife and say "YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE CASH CUZ THIS DAGGER HAS MIGHT MORTAL!"
... sum1 in a cafe wins a browl with you you say "you probably got 75 skills and delevelled"
... you see a girl with many expensive jewelry you throw a football against her head to "spoil" her
... You run up to random people and throw firecrackers over their head to spoil them.
... you go swimming at the beach wearing Full Plate Armour.
... you see a short kid running around and u call him/her a dwarf.
... you see an animal and think how many xp you will earn if you kill it.
... you go lunch and you get chiken but you realize you wnated steak, you start screaming: WTT chiken for steak.
... You see someone without jewels, you go advice him that jewels are very important.
... you are traveling and you want to use the funcion "current location" on a real paper map.
... you can't find a friend and you want to use: /target [friendname] or in a big store ues: /findprivatestore boots.
... your notations starts to get all those vertical smiles faces:
O.O O.o x.x(death line aproach) :P >.< T.T ....
... you drop something and try to find it with /target
... at the sales seeing the large crowds you turn to your partner and say buff me please I'm going in.
... running for a bus shouting "WINDWALK PLEASE SOMEONE
... you use the term" i gotta log guys the wife is griefing me!"
when you start shouting "WTS Dss"
... you see a dog and ask yourself how much cash it will drop
... you try to cristallyze your jewels
... in a shop you ask how many adenas are the items worth
... you at the phone ask you mates if they want to join your lvl 3 clan
... you are male in real life but find the concept of wearing rings, ear rings, and necklaces completely normal
... you pronounce 'lol' as a word, and use it when speaking to people.
... you say 'bad orc!' when you smell something weird
... My wardrobe is not my wh..
... ncsoft gives u an ban mail
... I see how epistle is trying to beat me and I think I should spend more time on forums
... you say "BRB" (Not "Be right back", but prenounce "brb" as a word) when you go out somewhere.
... on a football match u say /target goalkeeper to root him
... you are on the phone and you press your "push to talk" button on ventrilo.
... your computer chair starts to have sentimental value
... you wake up to go to the toilet but end up checking your buy/sell shops and pissing yourself
... you wake up in a cold sweat shouting 'shit the zerg!!'
... you think paracetamol(ss) will make you hit your target harder
... you check out the street looking for enemies
... you leave ventrillo on by mistake and wake up thinking your hearing voices
... you have a piss bottle next to the computer
... you attack a cashier for making you go to the next town for an item
... you ask someone have you seen 'Louie the Cat' and people are like 'WTF'
... you shout 'griefer' at your mother for asking you to wash up
... you say you'll screenshot it and post on L2Blah if your boss sacks you
... you threaten to pk the tv remote when the batteries fail
... You get an old african grilfriend because you want her to give you Vampiric Rage lvl 4
... you think by yourself "i hope Aimful Frapsed this" when something exciting happened in real life.
... You have 3rd degree burns on your face from spamming "Pick Up" on your coffey^^
... You are at the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet and when the guy asks if you want more Rice you smile and say "hoho"
... You know you have played to much Lineage 2 when...
... You are with a guy on a date and he gets fresh with you, you respond with "If you don't remove your hand RIGHT NOW, I am gonna PK you"
... You know you have played to much Lineage 2 when...
... You look at the Dark Elf females and think: "Damn, those some nice titties" (99% of you have done this, I am sure!)
... You know you have played to much Lineage 2 when...
... It's your birthday and you wonder if this is the level you get new skills at!
... you wear a red shirt and trying to dekarma on the small kid and teacher chasing you and you shout "PLZZ I PK BOT" ^^
...your dog has had a more recent bath than you.
...you are having a roll in the hay, you tell your girlfriend it would be really hot if she did /social where she bends over and you do the /socialvictory behind her.(i know how much the admins here hated those pics, lol)
...you miss several days of work. After getting your check and seeing the the lowered wages, you think, "The market has gone to shit, they must have banned more bots."
...stop on the side of the road to beat the shit out of a pumpkin with your +3 Shovel.
...shopping for clothes, you ask what effects the give you and do they come in a set. After buying them, you proceed to ask them if they can unseal them for you.
...you are sitting in a cafe, mall, or restaurant and you wish you could turn off the shout channel.
...you can come up with five or more of these instances in less than 10 minutes.
...your name is Valeo, Werdandi, Asiris, Gallia, Zaya, MasterC, Kareowyn, etc.(all lvl 75 chars).
...you put an add in the personals as follows: "Warlord looking for SE for duo."
...you refer to the Easter Bunny as the Easter Elpy.
...you ask your Track coach for WW :P
...u ask ur friends to go to city, okay have u soe pls?
...you sit at work and think about what your boss would drop
...you see a guy drive by in an expensive care and you mutter "ebayer"
...you get your wife blue wolf light for christmas
...u say to ur boss stop trashtalking
... when your sat at your computer at 6am in the morning thinking 'WTF AM I DOING, I SHOULD BE ASLEEP'
...you try to hit things at night thinking your accuracy is better
...you call off family plans because of castle sieges
...you double click L2 icon before even connecting to the internet
...you dont turn off your PC's so you can get back to playing L2 faster the next day
...you have everything at arms reach so you can play longer
...you have a calculator next to you for your pricing needs
...your desk has the going prices of materials in giran on it
...you try to aquasplash your sister with a bucket of water
...you say "my, me, mine" instead of "my toon"
...you read l2blah all day in work because you cant play L2
...you wake up @12 pm and grind till 7am and go to work :P

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